Thursday, February 03, 2005

Late Night Snacking, Hold the Sarcasm

On Tuesday night, I spent a couple of hours at Charlie Lee, Sr.'s house helping him with a couple of technical difficulties he was having with the printer on his computer. After successfully solving the problem, I jumped back into the Charlie Lee Mobile (a 2001 Ford Focus) to make my way back home to see Mrs. Charlie Lee.

During the excruciatingly long 8 mile trek home, I got a jonesin' for a treat. I pulled up to Steak-N-Sheak and ordered a Large Chocolate Shake, hold the chocolate fudge, and a large fry. Why hold the fudge, you say? Come on, it was only Tuesday. Chocolate fudge is more of a Saturday kind of treat.

The kid on the other end says "Would you like to try a salad or a water with that tonight?" You're kidding right?

Trying to be smart, I responded. "No, but could you place a defibulator on the side with that?"

Without missing a beat, the kid says "That will be $1400. Please drive around."

Touche to the kid.

2 Comments:

At 11:34 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

as we are subjected to your hairy belly at least 8 times a week, we thank you for laying off the fudge every once in awhile.

 
At 5:35 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Two lawyers went into a bar for lunch. After ordering drinks they reached into their brief cases and pulled out sandwiches. The bar tender immediately said "sorry but you can't eat your own food here" The guys looked at each other , shrug their shoulders and swap sandwiches.

 

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