Thursday, January 13, 2005

Keeping Kentucky Wildcats Away

Question: How do you keep a Kentucky Wildcat out of your yard?

Answer: Put up goalposts.

2 Comments:

At 10:21 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Wow you are so inteligent. Uh, futball seson is over. We kicked your BUT in basketbal, just look at th scorboard.

 
At 5:07 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Dateline--Lexington, KY

Homeland Security Officials were called to Lexington, KY to investigate a report of a white substance found on UK's practice facility. After extensive investigation and tests, officials determined that the substance was the goal line and that the University of Kentucky would not reach it anytime soon.

 

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