Hockey Sucks

Memo

TO: Both Hockey Fans in the United States
FROM: Chuck's World
RE: Hockey Strike

Attention. Your league has been locked out, shut down, iced-up, whatever you want to call it since October. Guess what? No one has noticed. No one cares. Take your mullets and your Moosehead Beer and head on back above the Northern Border where you belong. Does anybody else not care that hockey has left us? Good bye hockey. R.I.P. I am out.