Driving Mr. Daisey

Here's a funny driving joke a friend of mine told me:

A senior citizen named Joe B. was driving down the freeway, when his car phone rang. Answering, he heard his wife's voice. She sounded urgent as she warned him, "Joe, I just heard on the news that there's a car going the wrong way on I-264. Please be careful!"

"Heck," replied Joe, "It's not just one car. It's hundreds of them!"